January 2012
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No one drive drunk tonight. The only thing you can...
Oh shit, that sounded skanky.
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December 2011
221 posts
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Dear Scumbag,
I know we aren’t close anymore, and I thank god for that daily. I have many of my most terrible fondest memories from childhood about you. You were my dad leaving before I could understand why. You were the kid calling me fat every day to torment me in elementary school. You were the girls who were to pretty to be around me outcasting me in middle school. You were the boys who let me know I...
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If I wanted to fuck Evan Peters any harder, I'd be...
That,children, is called rape.
farty-poisonn:
areyouafraidofthedark:
Thank...
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So Tate Langdon walks into a Mickey D's
Cashier: How may I help you?
Tate: Can I have a milkshake?
Cashier: I'm sorry, our machine is down, Just for the inconvenience, here's a couple of coupons.
*On the news the next day*
Reporter: Yesterday an entire McDonald's was brutally slaughtered...
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Violet Had Her Turn.
Tate: You told me to go away.
Violet: Yeah but I never said goo-
Me: MOVE BITCH, HE'S FAIR GAME NOW.
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The Langdon Family Dinner Table
Constance: Now who wants to say grace?
Tate Langdon: Oh, Mother, may I?
Larry Harvey: Oh, of course, son. I was hoping you would choose to become a part of this family.
Tate Langdon: Dear God, thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of our family. My father ran away when I was only six. If I'd have known any better, I would have joined him,. And, also, because she's been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole that's doing my mother, so that he can't see what everybody knows. She doesn't really love him.
Adelaide: Amen!
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Dear Followers,
I am legal, that is all.
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That awkward moment when you're talking shit about...
Next girl that shows up at my door
sethadamleezy:
I will go down on you for at least 2 hours.
I’m on my way.
Anonymous asked: Show me yer tits! Wanna fuck?
Anonymous asked: how old are you?
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I need to follow some American Horror Story blogs!
andreaxalbl:
If you blog AHS often or are a fansite please reblog!
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Gaming Situation...
I was almost lynched for my game of choice a few days ago, and I agree, it is awful. However I am spending my day playing Assassins Creed today. I hope I have pleased the VideoGods.
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I'm starting my Violate playlist..
This is going to be epic..
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It gets late...and no one talks to me. be my...
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Dear Mother,
I made you a piece of art for Christmas. Yes, it isn’t the best looking in the world, but stop trying to FUCKING psychoanalyze me. Just because I made you something DOESNT mean I am trying to tell you something. Fuck.
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him